I made a new tumblr

My dash is full of irrelevant crap from years of following bullshit blogs and im too lazy to go thru unfollowing all 50000 of em.

New one is @unscentedchatter

neurotypical-karen:

neurotypical-karen:

exaltioras:

No more Sherlock Holmes adaptations. Society has progressed past the need for Sherlock Holmes adaptations

ok ok but I feel like we could do just one more Sherlock Holmes adaptation. hear me out. 

basically Sherlock Holmes is a lady, except she’s got these huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers.

what happens next?! Watson shows up, only she’s a lady too and she’s got even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous